Kayla. Eighteen. One classy mother fuckerTumblr (3.0; @perfectlykayla)http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)<br /> <br /> Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”<br /> <br /> Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”<br /> <br /> Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”<br /> <br /> Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”<br /> <br /> (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)<br /> http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51118806465http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51118806465Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:33 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex</span></p> </blockquote>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51118760313http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51118760313Wed, 22 May 2013 22:23:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6aa24ce259aa3504b91967ce19f636c5/tumblr_mg2uh0hcBe1rl63loo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51118749202http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51118749202Wed, 22 May 2013 22:23:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43ba26fd23bad4c25d645eebe2331de9/tumblr_mmnfe8iQom1rnl5e2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51118727488http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51118727488Wed, 22 May 2013 22:23:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/740f723424a1cdefb5e459f8f46ee36d/tumblr_mgafslnROT1r9mdv1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51118257641http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51118257641Wed, 22 May 2013 22:17:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2d4937021c07dd3dca3ecf43b42fade/tumblr_mg2yxxxlZc1qaap8yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51118209469http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51118209469Wed, 22 May 2013 22:17:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/691ddd7394070ea78b9a206b01b6d997/tumblr_mn86gfgJnf1r5bm99o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51117752316http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51117752316Wed, 22 May 2013 22:11:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dngz16kd1r7018to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51117735439http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51117735439Wed, 22 May 2013 22:11:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa28f48e38782bf9534054688cfc48eb/tumblr_mn4ozjPXXb1qbxemoo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dorithegiant.tumblr.com/post/50962426384/snail-rockin-out"> </a></p> <p></p>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51117533021http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51117533021Wed, 22 May 2013 22:08:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7f5b7f381e8b933c8037cbe876fbb81/tumblr_ml8ybbzpso1s0v12uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51116768764http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51116768764Wed, 22 May 2013 21:59:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13i62GLLq1rrcy4xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51116714691http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51116714691Wed, 22 May 2013 21:58:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/62f3619b17759c32ed4bbdedc1da24f8/tumblr_mmokgduPvE1rkbqbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51116566389http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51116566389Wed, 22 May 2013 21:57:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2319a7569a851af2cbe206cbc088dc8e/tumblr_mm8wakQOvN1qzmcwlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51116541447http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51116541447Wed, 22 May 2013 21:56:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c733d119b549d99ad2282e02d4ba794a/tumblr_mid8bu3iZf1r2q9x9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51116489081http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51116489081Wed, 22 May 2013 21:56:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d508dd0a7982f956f07c15112242c6b6/tumblr_mmx2mhTDnt1rwwe1uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51116055419http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51116055419Wed, 22 May 2013 21:50:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e569ff83289c5865a7de68c9171951c/tumblr_mn7pys54331qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51115265210http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51115265210Wed, 22 May 2013 21:41:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a64404a55a02f2ea16c8c37f4b6c85a7/tumblr_mn82ilZjTZ1qfji2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51115255751http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51115255751Wed, 22 May 2013 21:41:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/163cad8d28cbdd715ff41573fadcbd1d/tumblr_mm2r67ESyt1qz4d4bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51113584772http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51113584772Wed, 22 May 2013 21:20:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39d004492085b5bad43216ffb7eb4491/tumblr_mmi3wzKU261qjobglo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51113299314http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51113299314Wed, 22 May 2013 21:16:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/602c2c6c5532b76fe28d3884cb0f22b3/tumblr_mn6kyxcDzN1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51113291741http://perfectlykayla.tumblr.com/post/51113291741Wed, 22 May 2013 21:16:34 -0400